"In life there are three ways of getting things done: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ray way."

Ray Spiewack is a friend of Walter's, whom he meet during community service. He occasionally assisted Team Scorpion, but later left to rejoin the world after Walter proved that the death of Ray's friend, Danny Tuggle, was not Ray's fault.  


Early LifeEdit

Ray was raised by his Polish grandmother, and grew up to be a firefighter.Ten years ago, his best friend died on the job because he couldn't get his regulator on.

Season TwoEdit

Cuba LibreEdit


Fish FiletEdit




Super Fun GuysEdit


Tech, Drugs and Rock and RollEdit


Crazy TrainEdit


US vs UN vs UKEdit


The Old College TryEdit


Season 3Edit

Something Burrowed, Something BlewEdit

After Paige leaves the team, Ray is hired in her place but comes up with a series of ridiculous and impossible solutions to the crisis. Afterwards, Ray marries Toby and Happy as a senior cleric of the Immaculate Church of the Internet, bursting into tears at one point. After finding Walter and Paige in a compromising position in the closet, Ray refuses to join the team in Tahiti as he lost his passport at a race track and quits the team, giving Paige's job back to her. Pleased with himself, Ray departs.




  • Ray is fluent in Polish.
  • Ray is an ordained minister of the Church of the Internet.
  • Ray owns a AMC Gremlin.

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