- "Everyone just stop with the virtual conch! You know who has the virtual conch? The guy with the 197 IQ. And you know what's happening to it?The conch is dead. I am the conch. Scorpion is not a democracy. It is a logical dictatorship."
"'Faux Money Maux Problems" is the thirteenth episode of the third season of Scorpion and the fifty nineth of the series overall. It aired January 16, 2017.
When Team Scorpion is duped into producing counterfeit money for a foreign entity intent on ruining the U.S. economy, Paige must rely on her mother's skills as a grifter to save them.
- Elyes Gabel as Walter O'Brien
- Katharine McPhee as Paige Dineen
- Robert Patrick as Cabe Gallo
- Eddie Kaye Thomas as Toby Curtis
- Jadyn Wong as Happy Quinn
- Ari Stidham as Sylvester Dodd